Damn, Christoph Waltz, how are you so fine?!
Move over, Batman! We only have eyes for Alfred!
Daniel Day-Lewis: Name the day, name the time, name the place!
Bill Murray's just the best. He is the world's crush. We all love him equally, and he crashes random parties to prove it.
A good man to have a crush on!
Please don't rescue us from the feelings we have for the Rescue Me star!
We will NEVER apologize for the way we feel about Christopher Walken.
Sure, John Malkovich plays default creepy guy in like 90 percent of his projects, but you know what? We're here for it!
His work in Labyrinth is a sexual experience.
The letter 'S' stands for septuagenarian and sexy!
Watching The Daily Show in our PJs is a nightly ritual. Too bad Jon Stewart is stuck on the other side of the TV!
If you could recite the ending monologue from When Harry Met Sally to us every night that would be great, thank you!
Brb, staring into Ed Harris' eyes forever, byeeeeee!
There's no doubt about it: The Mad Men star is a silver fox!
Cheers to the sexy star's undeniable sex appeal!
He stole our hearts as Inigo Montoya, but we've never stopped loving the Homeland hunk!
We just want to stare into those Steve Buscemi baby blues!
Stanley Tucci is a damn fine lookin' man. Enough said!
This beautiful Brit has been dazzling us for decades. Love you, John!
Another silver fox! Bring the heat, you hot chef you!
Our love for Ricky Gervais is strong, and it is real!
Christopher Meloni claims to have the Best Ass on Primetime, and we 100 percent agree!
Almost 90 and still as handsome as ever—we cannot get enough of Mel Brooks!
Look at Eric Roberts in his super-cute college professor glasses. We're obsessed!